Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Funny Song I'm On A Boat Lyrics (Clean)
Aww s***, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherf***ing toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***ing boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherf***er cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, B**** (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and s***
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherf***er, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh
Get the f*** up, this boat is REAL!!!
f*** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
f*** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherf***er
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f***ed a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaf***in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
Saturday, January 8, 2011
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If I only had a Brain-Funny Song Parody
Jessical Simpson stars in a parody of the classic Wizard of Oz song!
Friday, November 12, 2010
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Funny Song-Axis of Awesome - What Would Jesus Do?
Axis of Awesome performing "What Would Jesus Do?", live, on Good News Week
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Saddam Funny Songs By Joe Guitar [Part 1] Recording By (DJ Nilo)
Saddam Funny Songs By Joe Guitar [Part 1] Recording By (DJ Nilo) One Iraqi funny guy imitate Saddam Hussein voice.
Numa Numa Music Video So Funny It Hurts
Numa Numa, accidents just waiting to happed along with one of the best songs ever mad
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Funny Facebook Song
Had enough of Facebook? Then you'll love the "I'm getting bored of Facebook" song!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Funny Alex Trebek Rap Song Mashup
This is a funny song, with neat groove..Go White boy, Go White Boy
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Funny Song Bo Burnham Cookout
Bo Burnham: Cookout - Watch more Funny Videos
Bo Burnham has submitted three hilarious new videos and this one Cookout is my favorite so far. As he says this song is terribly offensive but keep in mind that its just satire. Damn funny satire
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Funny Song:Jizz In My Pants
The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009.
Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
Friday, October 23, 2009
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